It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
He walked in and put an x made out of tape on the floor. He then announced that he was going to pass out there. Cocky or strategic?
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
Of all the shitty people we associated with, you should be happy that I'm the one fucking your cousin. Sorry.
The van in front of me contains people having SEX. I am in full view of a SEX VAN.
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
You said that when your ex gave you a blowjob her mouth was like velvet
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
What kind of life do I lead that no one is surprised by the fact that I was watching porn at work with the hot 37 year old?
I've now spilled wine and got poptarts all over my cast. So much for my doc taking me seriously...
The other day I was really high and I felt like my words were coming out of my mouth in flowers...I don't know.
and then you called me a third time and yelled that you were stealing a puppy named Willow
He walked in wearing nothing but a WWF belt and yelled "THE CHAMP... IS... HEEERE!!!"
Cops swarmed my car last night in the walmart parking lot cause of the paper plate
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