My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
Somewhere at this very moment, a group of drunk white girls are singing dont stop believing.
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
The ice cream man just told me to use protection.
I just watched the lion king for the first time in years. It's like the equivalent of a really good blow job.
Ok John needs to move to the other side of the county. I do not like to be approached for a blow job in the produce section of Holiday Market.
Is it true if I say your name three times, you'll appear and whore everything up?
I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
What do you expect from her? Do you remember that creepy man she dated who saturated a pillowcase in his musky cologne and mailed it to her and she still slept with him.
I was just seen throwin up on the bookstore building near a trashcan by parents. Naturally I throw a thumbs up and say go college
ok first of all what the fuck
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