Let's hustle tonight so we can relax tomorrow
Perfect. Like where your heads at
By relax I mean have sex
There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
heey were did you guys go? last time i remember seeing you i was throwing up in the fountain
just started drinking the sprite you used to ice your crotch last night. Missing you already
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
is it mean that i live tweeted about whether or not my roommate and her bf were having sex or were wrestling?
and after i failed the breathalyzer i said to the cop "i've never been very good at tests"....
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
It's like god touched my soul and said 'you will be great in bed'
I just realized I'm currently not eating carbs, drinking alcohol or having sex. 2014 is off to a horrible start.
You have 4 bottles of kahlua in ur drawers but no sox
So...I maybe walked across campus last night with my life size Joe Biden cut out.
My vagina still hurts from yesterday. That's the last time I think riding a mop bucket is a good idea. Don't let me do that again
He was so wasted he lit his sink on fire with shit he found in his room....it was smokeless. Chemistry majors drunk = the coolest shit ever.
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