So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
The only thing I can remember you saying is "I won't cut pizza like this when I'm older."
She was so wet my fingers were literally pruney when I got done with her
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
You kept screaming "Its taco night!" before every shot
I could tell by the Randy 'Machoman' Savage "hey brother" that you were beyond inebriated
Most eventful shower ever. Jacked off, peed and puked in there.
we ran out of cups so i finished the night drinking out of a paint can.
The ice cream man just told me to use protection.
Your little brother is asking me for an "expert opinion" on his dick size.
Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
I guess my vagina missed him because it called and left a 5 min. message. Color me impressed
Apparently "I licked it so now it's mine" doesn't apply to people
"He's not as cute as he was last week" and "I'm not as drunk as I was last week" are basically the same sentence.
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
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