I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
I took her to see 2012 then broke up with her, the movie was a metaphor.
bringing a ziploc bag full of Jim Beam to the movies may not have been the best idea.
In a min. With a stripper at the hospital. Business. Not pleasure.
If is anything like my past relationships, I have no doubt that I will single-handedly reignite the Cold War
But in the grand scheme of things, "should i bang a hot roommate or a sexy giant" is really not a bad lot in life
Do not tell me that that is not the face of a man who has sex with goats.
The object of the game was to pour tequila into a sombrero and drink as much as you can before it leaked through, 'Big Papi' won.
Because of my cut offs, my brother is convinced I fucked a girl so hard she forgot to take her pants. Fairly accurate.
Metaphysical thesis on the illusion of self+ 2 day adderal binge = the walls of reality are crumbling
You were trust falling into bushes
i knew it was a party when i saw you sitting on the couch naked with the keg in your lap, still drinking and passing out cups
Well Jon got a DUI sleeping in the back seat so I thought the trunk was safer. BUT WHO CARES WHY JUSE PLEASE COME LET ME OUT!
All I know is when I asked you how many fingers I was holding up, you said "Hippo"
So I lost my dignity between the strip club and your penis...
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