It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
It's pitch dark except for the glow sticks, someone turned the heat up as high as it would go and the bathroom is flooded. Also think I just stepped on someone's face.
Just heard the words 'Pussy Riot' on NPR...I almost crashed my car.
the saddest part is, this is not even the first time i've woken up in a shopping cart with a concussion.
Poking every semi-decent guy on Facebook in the hopes that one of them will want to hook up with me tonight. So far all i've accomplished is 5 new poke wars which i will most certainly continue after this weekend.
You know it's been a good thanksgiving when you pee all over your own hands.
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
Got home and told boyfriend what happened. He was like "you made out with a guy you call Balls Deep?" and hi-fived me.
Kick open the door, strike a pose, steal a boyfriend, end scene.
Just threw up in the trash can at my desk. I guess "beating the hangover" eventually leads to this.
drunk me cartwheeled over a turtle sandbox & slit my foot open on a cinder block. how do you explain that to a doctor?
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
The adults are the big ones right?
Have you ever woken up and said a thank you prayer to the beer gods for allowing you to wake up in the morning and still have the ability to walk and talk? Because we should.
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