thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
i lost my life and panties somewhere between the 15th and 16th round of slap the bag.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
My landlord wasn't pleased about the new fire pit we built him.
just told my mom that i'm having a bad day and she responded with "maybe you should pour yourself a nice drink". good to know that my parents support my future of alcoholism
Im at the hospital with monitors on and a giant green top hat. i blew a 24somethin. Im fucked.
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
She loves me even though she knows all Ive done. Shes kind of like jesus.
do to the flooding of the park, there will be a midnight bikini mud wrestling party behind my dorm. all are welcome.
I have family pictures in an hour and a half and I'm 9 beers deep. This is how I get written out of my grandparents will...
I'm pretty sure ignoring the person that just sent you a picture of their boobs is bad nude etiquette.
I just found (and ate) a chunk of a reese's that fell between my boobs. Problem is that I finished those off 3 days ago in a drunk induced sob session... Has it really been that long since I changed my clothes?!
And thanks for putting me in that safety position on the bathroom floor while I was spooning the toilet
The most awkward thing in the morning is seeing your teacher's dick right before you go to his class.
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
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