Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
Note to self: when drunk try to remember that ctrl, alt and dance doesnt exist on a keyboard.
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
Just threw up in nordstroms while shopping for moms bday with dad. He distracted workers for me. No more tequila
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
Question: would asking the hot guy from the grocery store to "beer me" his number be a poor decision?
Last night was just one giant freudian slip.
You made out with EVERYBODY.
Can I just bleach my life?
drunk caitlyn doesn't know how to work gmail. so know an email has been sent to the entire campus with a picture of me naked eating a bagel attached.
I told him not to mix beer with his Dr. Pepper...his reply was "i'm a grown ass man i'll do what i want". Judging by the sounds coming out of the bathroom he regrets not listening to me.
She's going to be the first to die of too much illness. Not even super bad stuff like cancer but like for having a cold at the same time as a sore throat and chlamydia or something. Just too much diseases.
The first time he ever tried to hold my hand, I moon walked away.
Someone signed my nipple.
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
Right before he dumped me... he got a really ugly pair of pants. They were twill pants. A pinkish color. When I'm sad... I picture him in them. It makes me smile.
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