I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
Bought a water-proof vibrator. Rubber ducky is no longer the one that makes bathtime so much fun.
what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
My fight-or-flight response is really more fight-or-fuck
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
I mean can we take a second to high five on our sex life? I love us.
I feel like if you stuck me in a room with all my old toys it'd be the best high ever.
I want nothing more to get stoned and go to your little sisters petting zoo party but I need to have priorities
The EMTs said they would give me as many blankets as I wanted if I didn't pee in the ambulance. They even turned on the sirens.
This is a test of Andrews drunk texting, had this been an actual drunk text, all the words would be spelled incorrectly and would be missing key verbs and nouns, followed by a request to not get fired.
He didn't dress up but kept finding random pieces of costumes on the floor at each club. He was an 80s hair band warrior at the end of the night.
I yelled out look at all those hickeys. And then gave her boyfriend a high five
I need a costume for that party. Even if I'm just taking it off.
I finished OITNB and broke it off with my fuck buddy in the same day. It's going to be a rough week
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