Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
you have no idea how wierd it is to get nudes while talking to grandma
I'll wind up on his doorstep with a confused "oh you live here" expression, a feigned ankle injury and a seemingly fortunately placed bottle of tequila. I don't care what it takes: HIS MOUTH WILL BE ON MOUTH.
when you wake up in a apartment hallway wearing someone else's shoes, you can pretty much assume last night was a success.
I took shots of absinthe with my mom just now. Except awful things.
Can I bring some rope too? It's not too early for bondage talk, is it?
Whenever I see women with terribly drawn on brows, I just wanna tackle them and redo them and run away. I'll be Brow-lady. The beauty superhero
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
It's my birthday, if I want to stay home, get stoned and watch the gameshow network, that's what I'm going to do.
Facebook is for cat videos and having better lives than people from high school, period.
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
Dick is the cure to depression. I'm almost positive. And cough syrup.
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
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