we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
Just walked by a group of guys calling out walks of shame with a mega phone from their front porch.
Haha he acted like he's never seen a tampon catapolt across the hall before
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
APPARENTLY giving your friend one of your shoes so that you avoid the no shoes no service rule makes you drunk...
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
Her exstacy made her nickname everyone David. Nobody knows who the fuck she's talking to so we just say no to everything she says. She's crying.
He ate me out like a beaver on a tree. I've never been so scared in my life
Well going home with a Ralph Lauren model helped me get over him real fuckin' quick. Would recommend it for all women going through breakups
IS SOBER OCTOBER A THING?? WTF WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE?
I've found a new low. I was climb-on-the-bar-piano drunk.
Running my fingers through my hair was like that scene in Patch Adams where the old lady got to swim in a pool of pasta. I love Molly.
Like I just asked Greg why I don't have a crown for my vagina. That drunk.
I just had to close my blinds so my neighbors wouldn't see me drinking a beer at 9 am. GO CHIEFS!
He shit with the door open. I think that means we are in a realtionship.
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