I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
Walk of shame... his parents made me go to church with them first. in my club top sweat pants and slippers. i just slapped god in the face
I was giving him a handjob and he commented that he loved my nailpolish....I'm destined to die a fag hag
She gave me head because I gave her my pack of cigarettes...And you said quitting would be hard.
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
Well, now that you have a gf, its gonna be awkward when I get drunk and make out with you..... Then later, pretend like I don't remember.
You said that when your ex gave you a blowjob her mouth was like velvet
Can you pick up from work today? There's a surprise for you on the bed and I haven't gone blind which is positive.
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
They used the ice bucket from their room to drink beer from and called it the "Holy Grail"
he BROKE his KNEE while we were getting it on, called 911 and the ambulance that showed up contained two paramedics, ONE WAS HIS FUCKING SISTER!!! HOW IS THIS MY LIFE?!?!?!
Poor life choices...?
the only thing she has in her apt so far is toilet paper and shot glasses. you can see where the priorities lie.
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
They're giving you narcotics aren't they?
If I offered to share would you come visit me?
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
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