yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
Right before he passed out, he said "Stuporman, coming in for a landing"
I had to drink heavily last night because I needed to forget that you told me you want to blow my dad.
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
Don't make fun of the drunk girl eating bread out of her pockets. I've been that girl.
At one point he was so drunk he was carrying around a bottle of patron drinking out of it and falling everywhere and every time he spilled it he would scream "THERE GOES TWENTY DOLLARS."
Oh okay. That's fine. I'll buy us both dinner when you bail me out
It's a post jail date
Did you catch one of my beer pong balls in your cleavage or was that a dream?
It was Thanksgiving sex. I was thankful for it. Need I say more?
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
I know how vodka works Grace. I'm drunk, not stupid.
You know that pill i snorted last night? Yeh, its just hitting me now..... At work
we should get together and get drunk.
On a Monday?
don't discriminate against mondays.
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
Randomize
