6:33 AM: I'm drunk at this time of morning.
so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
Hemmingway ran to paris to avoid going to the university of illinois and becoming a doctor. It was there he developed a drinking problem. I need a plane ticket.
maybe i'll see you again later :)
I'd rather shit a knife.
I hope that he knows just because i pissed in his bed doesn't mean were together.
He just walked in our room casually and said "big girls are hungry"
either she was really happy we won flip cup, or she was too drunk to notice her boyfriend behind her.
Gin and redbull in a wine glass. They think I'm keeping my wits with a really yellow Chardonnay. Gonna get ugly after a couple.
Fell twice in five points. on my face. literally during a cross walk. The cars just went around me. 21st birthday memories right there
Every now and then I'll meet one who is talented in the art of shower gymnast.
I just want a relatively mentally stable guy with tattoos and facial hair that loves Captain America as much as I do and will fuck me the way I deserve to be fucked, is that too much to ask for?
How was jagerbomb pong?
It was like communism. Great in theory. Terrible when put into practice
well tomorrow I get to eat fungus and go to an abandoned city.
most people would fear that statement, but i wish to join you
shit i just threw up on a freshman
i don't know if i should laugh or feel bad..
nevermind it was a sophmore, laugh.
How in the fuck did you get LIVE MOTHER FUCKING BATS!?!?! Into my ROOM last night????
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