Gonna get hammered and start online dating men in prison. But... only the ones who get out within two years.
Girl's gotta have her standards.
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
we were watching porn and trying to copy the position they were doing now i think my hip is dislocated
The night was going well until I found tufts of my hair in the freezer. Then I got nervous
he might be the rich husband I pretend to love for the rest of my life!!!!
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
I'm putting "buy a bottle of scotch" on my "productive things to do to procrastinate studying for finals" list
Sorry I missed your call. Have a great morning.
That is a horrible way of saying good morning to someone. You basically reminded me that we did not hook up yesterday. It's bad enough I got to go to work all day with blue balls.
Denis dont give a fuck, Denis drinks out of straws. Denis disregards the fire station & bought 18 fire hoses so he can fight it himself if the farmhouse is on fire.
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
And why in he fuck did I get 'dick' in Romanian tattooed on my forearm
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
Medicine hack, old crowe and ramen flavor packets isnt a cure for the cold.
Id like to submit an apology whenever you feel like talking.
Its not gonna be for awhile Im not a very forgiving person especially since you TOTALED MY FUCKING CAR.
You barfed off the front porch while the elderly neighbors were walking their dog. We had to convince them not to call 911.
Pics or it didn't happen.
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