Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
Why do you apologize after every time we have sex?
You stole her bday cake and shared it with drunk strangers on the street.
Sorry the STD update turned into an attempt at a bootycall, but at least we both know we're clean now
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
I have my vibrator between my thighs and I'm listening to high school musical. That kind of high. We're all in this together.
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
He said the main reason he fucked me was cause of my storm trooper tattoo. IT ATTRACHES ALL THE HOT NERDS
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
If I were better looking, this would be the point where I'd resign myself to stripping.
Just found the measuring tape in my bathroom. How drunk could I have possibly been on Saturday?!
Is it bad that I tried to build an outfit based around "What do people who use condoms look like when they buy condoms?"
I was mad at him...then I jerked off. Now I'm over it. Orgasms fix everything, I swear.
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