3 of us had 22 margaritas. Hellllllo yellow cab. Goodbye morals.
do u think i could put an abortion on my debit card?
Seriously, stop peeing all over the toilet seat. It looks like movie theatre butter.
i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
You just threw your burrito at the passing teenage couple and yelled "It's never gonna last" of course your were a shit show
We were Chugging coronas for the soul purpose of launching limes out of the 3rd story window, I'd say it was a good weekend
Dude he did say "let's go cougar hunting" and you KNEW your mom was going out last night...so it's kind of your own fault for not coming
Did you know that if you chase vodka with cheap red wine it tastes exactly like college alcoholism?
we are not taking body shots with the irish cream
He said that he had extra crunchy taquitos and wanted to go down on me.. I mean how could I say no?
I thought you died. Don't forget it's burger night.
You KNOW it was a good night when you find French fries AND taco remnants in your bra when you get home...
My life. Always pantsless and occasionally topless.
I woke up with what has to be a whole pack of smarties loose in my bra. Was that your fault?
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