Do you know that poor pathetic girl that we should be friends with
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
God. I'm so broke I don't even have a dollar to snort my adderall through.
heey were did you guys go? last time i remember seeing you i was throwing up in the fountain
Is it weird being in the house without any roommates?
Nah, just masturbating louder
Apparently I walked up to him, mumbled something incoherently, then started to make out with him. Why does this always happen.
You had salsa out and brought a banana on a plate to bed
I just hit the bong during the whole bday song then blew the candles out with my exhale.
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
Any recommendations for how to tell your wife about the pics of her 19 yr old sister on a porn site without admitting you were surfing said porn site?
11:30 you texted me saying he was on his way. 11:37 you said, "Oh my God that was terrible."
Is it bad that we left the kid passed out on the bus? I think his name was texas. I was too drunk to be questioning this.
So he cheated on his gf again. For the third time. Second time with me. HE CRIED WHILE DRIVING ME HOME BECAUSE HE CHEATED ON HER. And I laughed the entire way. Good god I'm an asshole.
I dropped my slice of pineapple on the kitchen floor and was just staring at it about to cry. It was really good pineapple.
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