let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
we're doing shots for every degree below freezing it is outside
Just saw a cop issuing a DUI. At 3 pm. It's definitely the start of winter break.
A kid wearing a Batman belt buckle in my psych class just asked how people get pee fetishes. I'm too high for this.
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
aaaannd alcoholism beats pride. it's like grown-up rock, paper, scissors
Im sending over a girl who thinks youre in the next twilight movie
your the best winggirl ever
I cagt a turtle and named him squirt. He's in my bathtub Caleb is feeding me peaches! This is the most beautiful vodka Thursday ever!
i caught myself talking to a pigeon about my yeast infection.
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
We used to bone, but now she's my life coach.
I gave him the white girl "you spilled my psl look" and walked away
Puked in the trash can. Took a bite of someone's breadstick and kept dancing and drinking
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
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