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ooooooooooooo i'm drink
I had sex with him, and then he gave me a $5 Starbucks gift card. Totally worth it
that's the ideal party shoe. cute, but i can still puke in them.
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
Dude you picked up her Chihuahua and threatened to kill it yelling "it's not cinco de mayo, bitches"
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
he said he did everything he could to puke on his nurses because they were doing everything wrong
Thats admirable.
Somehow those two combined like captain planet and shit went haywire
Who needs sounds of the ocean? I just fall asleep to whatever chubby he is banging next door.
Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend
Thanks for having me over last night. Sorry I licked rum off your kitchen floor.
Ok, not to minimize the significance of that beautiful anecdote from your childhood, but here's a video of my penis.
He literally said, while inside me, "I would smack your ass but I don't want to wake my mom up". Amazing.
Once again, your first date sounds like something of an epic. Odysseus' Quest for Fourth Base.
Haha just talked to the dude you bit on Thursday. He has been growing a beard to hide the bruising....
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