My hand turned me down
what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
she asked if she could keep her bee antennas on during her mugshot. i love halloween.
I decided that just having that story under my belt and being able to tell it to my grandchildren is worth the regrets of the evening.
used foursquare to find where i am. please come get me. this is the scariest bedroom ever.
Ya I fucked her.. But now Melissa is gonna find out
Just tell her that in a man's never ending war between his heart and his dick... His heart never wins
After 12 shots he decided to show us knife tricks. You can figure out how it ended
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
You had your dick do your apologizing for you last night. Apology accepted.
The lady sitting right behind me on the bus has baby birds in her purse. Shes feeding them bugs from a cup with a pair of tweezers... I love san francisco!
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
No one ever gets any after sleeping with her. She is like the broken mirror of hookups, enjoy 7 years of blue ball. Don't say I didn't warn you
Just ushered a raccoon across the street so yeah.. Good night
So how does one go about leaving their family vacation to hang out with someone they met on tinder
Not sure how but he broke three of his fingers while giving a blowjob. How does someone that accident prone survive to adulthood?
Randomize
