Buhtt sex?
just got 3 freshman girls to makeout with each other at a toga party! score!
why is this not a picture message?!?!
how do you wash the taste of whore out of your mouth?
She refers to my dick as princess Sarah... oddly I'm okay with that.
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
I can count the number of hours she's been sober this weekend on one hand.
Did the math... it's Magna Cum Laude whether I get a 4.0 or a 0.0 this semester. I'm blacking out now, wake me up when I have to walk across the stage,
i just had a pap smear and two shots. lets hit the beach.
Just so you know, this text is a buffer between the two guys I'm sexting. Can't get that shit messed up.
why does he always try to puke into shot glasses
he wears New Balance sneakers on a regular basis, did you really expect the sex to be more than decent?
I haven't had sex since the Vanilla Ice concert
Please don't have sex ever again just so you can say that forever.
I just noticed, at some point last night I got on iTunes and purchased over 100 classical piano songs.
Oh god theyre drunkenly throwing knifes now, definitely the best movie I've worked on
Which one have i been cheating ON and which one have i been cheating WITH if i met them the same night & have been dividing time equally?
Randomize
