You threw up. And every time you flushed you would wave and go "Bye Bye!" and then when the new water came you would greet it with "Helloooo!"
Btw, I'm really high so I apologize if anything I say gets translated into arabic.
Also...you were trying to touch his balls without him noticing
When I left you, you were walking into a room with a half naked girl. When I returned 2 minutes later, you were locked out of the room naked and she was screaming obscenities from inside. How do you manage to make every girl hat you?
Also, you peed on your hand last night. Id just like to point that out
He recognized me by my ass from about 15 yards away. I must have a REALLY nice ass.
I got laid and laid off at a conference in long beach all on the same day
Eh. They balance each other out
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
rollerskate sex sounded like a good idea...
That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
Idk man, we spent like 20 mins arguing about the moral ambiguity of fucking in someone else's car
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
I just found a piece of dried shredded carrot on my bed
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
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