Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
I puked off the balcony.
Not horrible
Into the hottub. There were six people in it. I had eaten all their pizza.
Ive had to apologize to every girl i know today because of you
hey just checking if u still hate me for sleeping with your sister?
Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
He called me while he was having sex and asked if I wanted to go get mcdonalds
I defriended her. I just can't support someone whose profile picture is of their water birth.
Just found out I called my mom at six in the morning to ask where the bong was. I win.
hey if you're going to the hospital do you wanna pick me up a taco on your way back
Just letting everyone know that I am still alive after last night. On a related note, this is the 15th "I'm not dead!" mass text I've sent. You've got to celebrate the little things.
Went to the lab to print and realized the guy next to me was the one we stole all the beer from last night..... Oops
I HAD TO TAKE A SHOT OF JAGER AND SOME REDBULL JUST TO SEE IF IT’LL MAKE MY MOUTH FEEL BETTER
YOUR VAGINA IS SO CUTE IT'S LIKE A LITTLE MACAROON
Thinking and hoping ice cream is the answer to my problems
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
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