He is such a gentleman, he paid for my plan b
I wish i could clap on, clap off my penis
Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
I decided to follow my clitoris instead of my heart.
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
Also, the zoloft kicked in and I can't get an erection anymore. So I'm depressed.
I can't break up with him, I ran the math. Taking into account his 7 inch penis and the standard deviation from average, almost 90% of guys should have a smaller penis than he does.
Really? Penis math? This is why guys shouldn't date female engineers.
You should be proud. How many people can say they GAVE a stripper an std?
Jesus himself couldn't make a better sandwich
Do u like your dick pics shot in hotdog or hamburger orientation?
Some dude with an OSU jersey just kissed him in the face in front of everyone. I should mention he's wearing a Panda costume. And has already been offered $20 for his suit by Plushies for oral sex.
He called my boobs fluffy. Part sexy part pilsbury dough boy. Part sexy pilsbury dough boy. I'm so confused. And flattered?
Shooting a bottle rocket from my penis was entirely justified. Twenty bucks is twenty buck no matter how you look at it
Dude I had sex with her and she STILL thinks I'm gay. I don't know what else to do.
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
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