god, a vagina is an amazing trump card
Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
she said shes getting her period tomorrow so she wants to have sex now. i didnt object. it would have been heartless.
ofcourse you didnt.
I am dripping wet and slathered in glitter and banana mush. I love gay guys.
Dude you make losing your phone an art. You left it balancing on a two liter bottle in the kitchen. Wtf
Woke to a half burnt 20 in my pocket, covered in mud, clothes all wet, so im assuming I didn't use that 20 you gave me for a taxi
You did it first. I was merely expressing my support for you, by pressing my testicles against a window.
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
DRAW HIM A PICTURE OF SOME FUCING AWESOME THING. LIKE A UNICORN OR SOME SHIT. FANTASTIC.
I've never been so excited to have my ass in so much pain.
Will you skip merrily into hell with me?
He showed up on school grounds wearing nothing but a suit of armor. Really at this point I'm more impressed than angry.
I was eating pickles straight from a jar, contemplating doing something productive. What did I miss?
His dick smelled like strawberries...it was awesome.
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