That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
Motorboating on a tuesday night. not too shabby....
please tell me if i'm home and in my bed
negative
come find me please
Technically this isn't a church so we could have been drinking this whole time.
she refused to get out of the dog cage till we sang "be our guest" to her.
I'm really sorry we tried to have sex on top of you last night.
One thing noone tells you about getting put in the drunk tank is do it barefoot. You get free flipflops.
There's a stoned dwarf chilling in the basement here. Maybe there are redeemable qualities about this place.
hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
Plus who wants to live somewhere tom jerked off? No one.
A seagull just tried to steal my cellphone
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
I think I just shit out all my problems.
If I had your ass I would rule the world
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