Soo....this goes on the list of odd coincidences. My gyno calls me while I'm going at it, leaves me a message. I check it later... thank God I tested negative.
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
Im a photoshop master, i successfully reduced the size of the pupils of all the girls I made out last night with to prove they were not that drunk. So glad the camera goes home with me.
I feel so much closer to you now that I heard your poop splash into the toilet.
Turns out vomit takes off spray tan.
At this point I feel like i'm never going to be sober, and it's frightening
I made the bartender pinky promise me there was still vodka in my drinks.
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
I just made SCOTCHSICLES. no further info is necessary
The drag queen we did coke with is going to be on Ru Paul's drag race. I feel so proud.
I don't want my vagina anymore.
I just got woken up by that guy wearing a Krispy Kreme hat giving out donuts
What a weekend. It started with me realizing i might not be straight and ended with me spraining my foot.
Just made my first drink, took 2 sips feel like god
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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