her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
apparently vodka and oj turns green when you throw it up
basic color theory
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
I miss waking up, opening the closet downstairs, and finding you inside passed out.
Dude before you bang that chick preheat the oven to 425 I wanna make a pizza for afties
apparently it isn't appropriate to tell a coworker who is eating celery because it's "negative calories" that a blowjob is too
Cats found the secret coke stash again
They owe us $80.
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
No, your dick is problems. Anyone you fuck haunts us for the rest of the semester. If you need to get laid, I'll personally drive you out of state.
Him showing up yesterday was like a giant ego stroke for my vagina.
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
Randomize
