I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
Do I need to let your sister outside to go pee or anything before I leave?
Just toasted a glass of brandy with my own reflection to my dimples. Why are you not here?
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
You weren't lying about those ceramics students giving the best hand jobs.
there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
Yeah I'm a responsible adult man but I legally unbind myself from anything that occurred that evening and am in no way responsible for those actions.
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
I ended up passing out on the shitter for like an hour with mcds smoothie all over my face
I'm so proud of us for not dying.
What I'm doing now is like me taking a bagel, dropping it butter side down, leaving it for six years, picking it back up, and trying to fuck it
Let he who has not made drunken spaghetti at 3 a.m. cast the first stone.
saying im screwed is like saying the titanic took on a little water.
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