The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
I have this strange craving to see a really fat person go down a slipnslide
the size of his penis is telling me NOOO! but his bank account is telling me YESSS!
How can I look at her with a straight face when she has dry puke on her eye lid
Upperdeckered the toilet. Took sombrero off, drawing too much heat. Witnessed glassing. In bush, come findme.
Ever find yourself wondering if your life is God's way of telling a joke?
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
She told me she gets scared easily and that I had to protect her. Then I made a condom joke that ended up making her cry... All bad dude
Would it be inappropriate to do a science fair project on whether the type of drunk a person is is determined by nature or nurture
dude you're not even a fucking science major
Isn't it my whole life blown into this perfect spoon shaped piece of melted and artificially colored sand?
Wow.
Got stiff armed by the garbage man on the back of the truck...I just wanted to ride one block dude
the only fun thing to do here is drink beer and make mistakes. i feel like im in college again
Tbh I’m not a vibrator enthusiast
But I am godly
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