I have this horrible feeling I'm going to blackout tonight & only be able to say 'wasabi bobby' over & over again.
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
I just saw a girl in Albersons in spandex and curlers buying PBR. Only PBR.
I got my parents high. They've been watching spongebob for six hours. You cannot tell me I'm not the favorite
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
Nice. Don't spend your therapist's co-pay on Jaeger bombs.
hooked up with the gay kid & his friend's mom told me "you know he has a identical twin brother whose straight, right?"
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
i'll probably be on drugs forewarning
forewarning i'll probably have done those drugs with you
I remember saying to him "Fun fact! If you lie this way it's easier to deep throat!" I even judge me.
Sorry you had to clean the sheets with your macro notes
I can't sleep. My mind keeps asking "turn down for what?" but it won't accept any of my answers.
How do I un-spend everything I bought last night? Seriously...was a penis shaped piñata and enough tequila to fill my bathtub really that necessary?
At least you can say you've literally dumped money down the drain
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
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I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
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