you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
I just realized I am holding a beer in 133 out of 134 photos of me on my facebook page.
Nobody is perfect
I'm at Waffle House wearing one of the paper hats in the other
Im about to have a threesome, Ill pay you twenty bucks to go clean my room. Just throw it all in the closet.
Remember the time we were in the hospital and I wanted to steel the arm restraints and use them as sex toys?? Oh college memories....
Maybe walking up to the cops busting our party with a "Things go better with Coke" t-shirt on and asking for my extra license back that my little brother got busted with wasn't the best idea of the night.
He never broke character while fucking me on the neighbor's lawn. I give him a 10 for his dedication to the British accent.
Is a 'Dr. Willy Fister Gynecologist' costume appropriate for work?
His mom already thought we were lesbians BODY SHOTS WERE JUST NOT AN OPTION SORRY
Remember when you fed me goldfish while I was -inside- of someone?
And to top it off I think that was the first time in history that anyone has used "oh just taking care of her grandmother and doing porn" in the same sentence.
I'm gonna buy my dress an hour before wedding. You know, just to make sure it's gonna really happen.
T'would be a shame to waste that open bar though. They shouldn't do that to us. We've been having to pretend we're happy for two people who got engaged a week after they met.
Hope you’re getting action boo.
Definitely no. I woke up next to a bag of McDonald's.
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