Bathrooms are cool, I think Im just gonna hang out here for a bit.
The best part is when you puked in your slurpree and the 7 eleven guy still made you pay for it
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
The amount of alcohol I'm going to consume on my birthday is directly proportional to the amount of shit I've had to put up with this past year. Which is a lot.
perfect. if all else fails remind him how anxious he is. talk real fast and induce a panic attack that only I can remedy with xanax.
You know you gotta reevaluate your life when the first thought that comes to mind after you wake up is 'at least I'm still alive'
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
Everything was cool until I tried to photo bomb those Hells Angels, then it's all a blank
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
I mean technically the bite was both in my nose and on the outside of it. I thought I was going to need stitches or something.
Why was his mouth around your nose anyways?
It was just one of those nights, man.
Hold on, I need to find something to wear that says "I don't contribute to your daughter's drug problem"
I rubbed his back while he puked for an hour and then ended up getting laid when I tried to put him to bed, best puke and rally I've ever seen.
Hey what are you up to?
I am wear the people with the mustaches live. I have found their home.
DUDE, WE BOUGHT THE ACID TOGETHER.
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
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