What started out as a threesome has become me sitting here watching them have sex... Can I get a ride home?
It's a sad day when you have to slightly move your fupa to shave.
And then I watched some old guy get arrested for meeting some other old guy for a blow job. It was epic.
does it bother you that i swallowed like millions of your unborn children
actually, i try not to think about it
and i pooped them out
you told his mom that the only thing he wants for christmas is his dick in your mouth
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
He needs to realize that there's a big difference between "I love you" and "I love your dick"
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
what's an appropriate "I'm fucking your grandson but I'm trying to hide it" outfit?
He told me I was 100% better then porn then passed out nto the cake
Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
Ok get your liver ready for the weekend. Harry Potter Drinking Game Marathon is a go. BYO liquor of choice, rule cards at the door. I wanna see some Hagrid level drinking out of you, Muggle.
yea but i missed the pot and poured the boiling water on my dick. shit hurts. aint nothin easy about that mac
"I licked someones beard, because I can."
And the last thing I remember was you in the bed with the german guy screaming "wrong hole" I laughed n passed out
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