Non-Jews are for practice
Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
What. The. Fuck. No, you will not spank me.
That wasn't intended for you, my bad.
I just gave head in the laundry room on campus. He said it was one of the best moments in all of history. Take that, neil armstrong.
I think i accidentally made vodka pancakes
conquered wheelchair sex. it's rather convenient. you'd think it was made for it, with all those handles and adjustable features.
The night started going down hill when she shot the cashier in the face with the confetti gun we bought at 711.
im shotgunning beers in the kitchen. alone. the cat is judging me.
Why doesn't the washer have a puke setting?
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
I'm never going out with the ashleys again. it was whoreible. terrifyingly whoreible.
Waking up with cheese all over my clothes and my vibrator in my pants is a sign we drank way too much tequila last night
anyways, do you want to make more embarrassing memories that im bound to remind you about later and laugh about?
Is there a tactful way to ask "how are your balls?" Or do I just ask point blank
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