I told my rommate that he was pissing on his bed. He said "ok man" and took a step backwards and continued. He then went back to bed.
is it sad that i think every plant i pass on the highway looks like a plant from farmville?
If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
people are starting to question the shark bite story
Homeless guy on the metro is drinking beer out of a coke bottle. Hello friend.
im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
You stumbled in at 10am, half-clothed and still drunk from last night and yelled "well, its not called a walk of pride!", then passed out on the couch.
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
We're already drunk. 4 hours to go still. And there's a bear advisory. TOP WEEKEND.
Hey. There is naked girl with "plz don't touch her. She just turned 21" sharpied on her chest. What happened last night?
Just found the last picture of me as a virgin. Framed it.
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
It's Christmas, you should know what a virgin is.
Random question, what's John-that-we-had-a-threesome-with's phone number? Don't necessarily need the full number, maybe just area code? Think I drunkenly ran into him last night and now I have texts from a John.
someone stole my phone at the bar last night, naturally, it led to me waking up in the bartender’s bed
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