he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
Mat is currently running around his basement "trying to catch oxygen in his mouth."
Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
using my metrocard to split lines. it says optimism on the back. i am optimistic that you will appear at my door and help me finish all these drugs.
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
You can't use the, "think about your future" line when trying to convince me to save some weed for tomorrow.
I came home ate all of my roomates poptarts and then vommited on her duvet cover. I don't think today is the day to suggest the whole "sex instead of rent money" idea
My addiction to golf is getting out of hand....I just caught myself swinging my dick like a putter while peeing.
Halfway through lecture, some kid in the front row threw up IN his hands. Professor held the door for him to carry it out.
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
I think I'm going to call this chapter of my life story "Weekday day-drinking in the park isn't just for the homeless!"
Apparently I have decided there are no repercussions for my actions
The thing about pooping in the woods during hunting season is you never know if someone's watching you.
I'm serenading his dick with my words. I understand how poets get inspiration now.
That's why my boobs are so big, they're full of secrets.
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