Overheard: "his girlfriend fucks him with the lights off. It's not serious."
lmfao. well really. it's not love if you cringe at the site of his anus.
I don't remember. Are we still dating?
The old saying is "its not the size of the boat-- but the motion of the ocean" is obviously for those on the "Small side." I am of the belief that "You can't churn butter with a toothpick"
I'm wearing an NBA shooting sleeve while jerking off...and yes my arm has stayed warm
i told you the emergency thong was a good idea.
Just saw the stripper pole on the road that we threw out of the party bus last night
Started with us just having a beer. Now Ivan lit a torch to walk to the store, Ben smashed a 26 in the parking lot, and they're throwing broken shot glasses. Fratio Friday is something.
Drinking vodka in the bathtub.... If I don't make it, I thank you for your magical parts
Sleeping with random people is the same as soul searching, right? Ps that wasn't a team name suggestion.
He's writing a strongly worded email to Trojan right now
I TOLD YOU THE BARESKIN CONDOMS WEREN'T AS RELIABLE.
We went from zero to drunk tank in 45 minutes.
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
He woke me up at 6:30 to have sex again and afterwards, he didn't even judge me when I asked him if he wanted some rum. I think I found my soulmate.
do nipples grow back?
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