I think I just saw the travelocity gnome in leather chaps.
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
After we finished he asked if I knew if it was a boy or girl. Diet. Starts. Now.
I knew he was a nice guy, because when we switched positions he flipped the mattress so I wouldn't have to lay in a pool of his sweat.
just a question.. totally understand if you dont know what im talking about.. but.. do you have my funnel? i think i tucked it in to your bed last night.
he broke into my appartment and left me a waffle maker...
There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
He laid on the ground 100 ft from the car crying about how he just wanted to be home already
You puked on yourself, then demanded to take shower. In which you kept saying "its raining"
All my friends are getting married and I'm pole dancing in a tattoo shop. I don't know how I feel about this.
They spent thousands on one day. You made $76 in 30 minutes. You should feel great about that.
so you can go out and drink with me then fuck me, or you can come over when i get home and fuck me, or you can come over before and fuck me, or you can come over before and after and fuck me... so many fucking options
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
Dude there's ten thousand dollars worth of damage to the kids house and three thousand in stolen property and his dog is missing he is pissed
If I give him back his dog do you think he'll invite me to the next party
She said if you lived here it would be like the x rated version of 3's company
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