it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
I'm so excited for this wedding, I feel like a school girl about to get finger launched on the dance floor at the sadie hawkins dance
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
if you do not get any action from him tonight, I am personally walking my drunk ass over there grabbing his tongue and sticking it in your mouth. this is getting ridiculous
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
Please come to History lecture. The kid two seats over is belligerently drunk.
Sometimes I wish I could open my skin and just take a little peek at my liver. You know, just to see if it's rotten yet or still perfect looking.
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
can't decide if i look like a hooker or a missing member of Poison today
im In safeway buying a bottle of Ciroc in short shorts at 3:00 pm on a Monday, yeah I don't know either.
He wrote his entire dissertation last night. I can only imagine the frightening amount of headway he would make if he ever did things sober.
Vodka for breakfast. With a side of Frankenberries. Don't judge me.
She keeps comparing me to her favorite dildo and I don’t know if I’m flattered or creeped out
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