Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
Okay you're seriously so fucking annoying its like having a baby
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him
The usual. Woke up on a dog bed with peeps and $11.
FYI I'm about to upload a vid of you to facebook of you screaming "SNACK ATTACK" and throwing cheetos at everyone playing pong...
Nothing like running into your favorite bartender in the middle of the afternoon while stone cold sober and being told your grabbed his penis the last time you were at his bar. My bad.
I'm not mad at you for letting me use my air mattress as a toilet, i'm mad at you for letting me lay back down on it.
I'm thinking about wearing a strap-on just to freak him out the next time he pulls my pants off.
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
I know. In fairness he did tell me to throw up out his window onto his roof so I don't think he's pissed at me but I'm still mortified by the whole situation.
ever had the feeling "I've been drunk in this bathroom before?" Like De ja drunk?
He started saying the pledge of allegiance so his boner would go down. Merica.
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
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