Going to spend my cab money on more shots and just take the ambulance home
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
This is the guy who showed up to the first day of class with a 24 pack of coke and a handle of rum in his backpack. He doesnt play by normal people rules.
It would be like bopping for an apple with my penis but never winning an actual prize. The only thing I would get from it would be the joy from taking part but then regretting it forever more
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
my heaven will be filled with hot naked men covered in chick-fil-a sauce and me wearing a bib
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
Dude I'm about to just roll over and piss off the side of my bed, rather than make the conscious effort to get up and walk to the bathroom. One of those hangovers.
Just realized I could have five different dicks in me the day of valentines day but no real date. My life
I have chafed skin from the handy she gave me. I told her that and she said return the favor when it heals. I'm in love.
If he can't cook well I'm just gonna buy a RealDoll and twenty cats and live my own fucking life
People are talking politics and I have had 9 mimosas
i woke up wearing a life jacket, holding on to a footlong hotdog, and had on a mr. hustle 1995 shirt on
good night
dude can you explain to me why i woke up on your sisters floor with moutain dew and chips everywhere
i dont know im at your house.
He has the fingertips of a God
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