So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
You were so high at Ikea last night that you were convinced you could speak Swedish. The whole the time you were our navigator and when we got to the cashier you were hitting on the lady. When she gave you her number you told her you were saving her number as Inglfurfta cuaue she must be swedish since she works there.
So I'm at planned parenthood and there are 5 people here from Friday's party.
Convinced lucas all the eggs in the fridge are fertilized and now he's crying.
A valiant attempt to obtain a backhoe was made
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
I am far too hungover to deal with the fact I can hear you masturbating in the bathroom.
After we were done the second time she turned to me and called me a Hardcore Armadillo. Also, her O face involves crossed eyes. You tell me.
You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
Unless you're gonna start buying my underwear, you have got to stop ripping it off of me.
He said bring my breathalyzer and Anna's pepper spray, I didn't ask questions
Someone snapchat me a pic of you topless laying on the bar with Scotty pouring a bottle of tequila down your throat. IT'S NOT EVEN ELEVEN YET.
School starts next week
Stop touching yourself.
Wtf!?!?!?! Did you install a camera???
He caught a cramp during sex and I was like "do you want me to get you a banana?" And he responded with "I'll give you a banana" and kept going. I'm marrying him.
Pillow talk?
can't do it. no eye contact either.
Where have you been all my life
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