Would it be horrible to send my ex's girlfriend an email telling her that I sexed her man up so dirty that he fell asleep inside of me afterwards?
Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
you know you made it when your beer pong table is made from imported italian hardwood
And then he proceeded to take my heartbeat, because apparently that tells him whether I was faking or not...
They're doing shots to celebrate every 15 minutes passing. You can come get them.
Wanna smoke some ancient weed I just found in a box of cake mix?
Can I just have sex with him and then never talk to him? I need him to be the Mr. Miyagi of my sex life.
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
Please tell me how the stripper got back to Sarah's from the trailer park
We christened the whole apartment and fucked on the balcony. It was amazing. I'm 100% sure downtown heard me climax. Now we can unpack.
If there was a category for "most likely to end up a serial killer" in your high school yearbook then I'm sure you would have won it
Blacked out and showed everyone my nudes. They toasted to my nudes, and I got an outstanding ovation.
After 2 minutes he came and said, "thanks for everything". I can't wait to hear what he says next time when I do more than just lay there.
He's a douche. But I like the way he chokes me.
The waxing lady fingered me during my brazilian. 40 dollars well spent
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