So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
He jizzed my face. I had to ask for a washcloth. He ran his underwear under the water and handed them to me. Not so romantic.
I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
I just discovered how perfect a shot glass is for putting your chicken nugget dipping sauces into. Like I'll probably do this when I'm a mother feeding my children.
She wouldn't stop saying her own name. Like a damn pokemon.
i was picked up off the floor by a stripper, if thats not a new life low then i dont know what is.
I'll throw in a blow job for your kind ways. Or another booty call. I'm poor and not very imaginative. This is all I have to offer- the unicorn like wonders of my vagina.
New rule : you aren't allowed anything . Ever .
No, I don't think your idea of offering shots in exchange for bonus points to your history professor at B-Dubs was a good idea. Especially after you later told him that you would "tap that" in regards to his wife.
You grinded on me in Jimmy johns to a madonna song.
No more stories ab the wkend for co-workers... No one else found "and I didn't have pants on when I got home Saturday night" as funny as I did.
I'm up in my room and I just saw a naked guy sprint out into the streets from my mom's party downstairs
Tried to shave my legs but the rug burn on my knees from last night got in the way.
That was the first time i’ve been physically intimidated by a LinkedIn profile.
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