Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
too bad you live with your parents still
I just went through her cupboards. Eye patch and sword. nowhere near each other. different shelfs.
She looked like her face caught fire, and someone put it out with a screwdriver.
you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
Ah why did you tell everyone you dragged your sac across my face!
I just saw the Donald Trump of homeless quys walking down the street. He had three shopping carts and a bike.
We just got really drunk and bought toilet paper. Successful Monday.
Attempting to teach the cat how to shake. I need a job.
He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
I just saw a commercial for God of War and heard the nickname he gave my vagina.
Dude. I am seriously trying SO hard not to be amused by Honey Boo Boo. But the fact is, she just got a mani pedi with her gay uncle Poodle, and he got a discount because he only has nine toes, and I am ALL IN.
No need to talk. Eventually, he'll either stop coming over, or decide that it's a relationship.
And if not?
...I keep getting free bourbon and great sex with no expectations. You really don't understand that there is no "down side," do you?
I can count on one hand the number of good things that happened over the past year.
Omg I joined a choir last night...
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