Sweater Vest, Chin Strap, Beard, sporting a white Beret- Please don't ever let me be THAT guy.
Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
I told her at least we still had each other. That's when she started crying.
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
Stop trying to talk to my friends!!
then get some ugly ones...
How can people commit suicide when things like bagels exist
I stayed at the bar and helped clean up cause I was told I'd get free shots. Didn't happen.
2 things: 1) can you get hep from toilet water? And 2) do you know where we can get a new skillet for cheap?
Please tell me those aren't related.
I made rice.
Drinking a bawls. If I'm dead when you get home, yes, they are poisoned.
Dude. Steinbecking. It's when you double-fist coffee and alcohol to help you meet a writing deadline.
that's the second time I've left that bar and slept with the person that's driven my car. thank god I don't take cabs..
You're too young to have this sort of Grizzled Old Drunk In Roadside Bar wisdom.
At least life still wants to fuck me.
the fact that I've been his fuck buddy for a year, and I'm pregnant isn't bothering me. the fact that he didn't tell me about his girlfriend does.
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
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