Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
drunk sex in a shower = bad idea broken arm
My financial advisor pointed out that 37% of my income is currently going towards "non-essential food items"
That's banker lingo for "you're an alcoholic"
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
Last time we had a party like that I woke up naked on the pool table with a chalk outline around me and a empty bottle of jager duct taped to my hand.
Yea. I'm excited about this party too
yeah but think of how much more hungover we'd be if we didn't steal those cookies
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
well. can officially check "get caught having sex on the front porch by the neighbors" off the bucket list.
So please don't worry, but I need some help getting blood out of my drywall so I can get my security deposit back. I would not ask if the need was not great.
Like did he really think I just hit him up for dick !? It's 11:30 am , these ain't hoe hours
But actually he solved 40% of my life problems just in one dicking
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
I'm just too horny to handle empty house
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