google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
my mom walked in on me smoking weed alone, listening to the eagles, and just staring at the river. she totally knew.
Walked home this morning with my contacts in a shot glass.
First class.
She threw up everywhere and is crying about a fictional character who died on Grey's Anatomy
once you get past the part where you think youre gonna die, its the most amazing drug ive ever experienced.
At the end of the white elephant exchange, our professor had a big black dildo around her neck and I won a full body dinosaur suit. I could die tomorrow with no regrets.
I like to think I'd be good at dodging genitalia.
These bathrooms are miraculous. I'd love to have sex in here. Wow. I've peed 5 times.
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
Whenever we go out my brain flips on autopilot, straight to blackout.
It was weird, because he kept shaking his head like he was motorboating me...but on my vagina.
Two run-ins with cops/park rangers tonight and now I'm just wandering around high and shirtless
Sacramento doesn't deserve you
Oh man I knew I took that Molly too soon, talkin to some Scottish people lol but don’t like rollin in pizza restaurants.
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
Dude we were sitting at my place stoned as fuk then someone knocks on the door and it was my neighbor giving me a huge box of cookie dough. Magic of weed.
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