I think I'm going to try and hook up with that blond tonight.
I'm going for alcohol poisoning.
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
I want to have a prehistoric party. By that, I mean I want to dress up as a dinosaur and get drunk. That's all I want in life.
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
she drove 3 hrs one way just to sleep with me. I felt bad complaining about paying for condoms.
threw up in the kitchen showroom. home depot employee of the month.
My hair is short now so it will be easier to give you alot more blow jobs
I'm going to take this text and frame it on my mantle
i made sure not to drool on your bed by putting my hoodie on backwards and swaddling my face in the hood
Ok well i was gonna say you can only borrow my fog machine if you will use it to emerge from your room in a cloud of smoke after having sex with sarah, so yeah we're good
We got to his house, cuddled while watching game of thrones, then fucked during the repeat airing.
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
Okay, first we buy a pirate outfit and then we get drunk, you in or you out?
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
I want your attention. I want your attention in the form of your penis inside my vagina.
We're in an alley with a psychic wizard, shes reading our palms
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