I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
ugly people sure do ruin things
making cat noises will not fix the situation.
he proceeded to punch 3 mailboxes in a row and when i asked him why, he said "because they were talking shit"... i need a new boyfriend. and a new life.
you told all the 17 year old girls at the party that your mating call was "I glitter in the sun"
I told her i was enlisting in the air force tomorrow.....it was like the activation code to her vagina
Apparently faking a threesome isn't as much fun as you'd think
Dude, at this rate we're going to get arrested a second time tonight.
You don't understand. This could be the last time I shave a star into my vag. Get over here.
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
Apparently I missed the "You may have to jack off a horse" part of the application.
come home. I need you. I'm too hungover to deal with this hangover alone
I bought 10 disposable adhesive bras and duct tape. If Home Depot can't help my breasts defy gravity, nothing will...
LMAO
I still can't believe that dog licked my nipple.
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
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