On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Came home and the girl was sitting on the steps "talking" on her ipod touch AND was halfway done eating a raw cucumber.
I wish they had a home preganacy test, but for STDs
how convenient is it that the kid i'm fucking lives right next to planned parenthood?
she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
Just violated the laws of fuck-buddyship and talked to him about my personal life. I don't like it.
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
NoShamevember. You game?
Get over here asap there are three naked girls two bottles of whiskey and only one of me
He referred to our sex as "an Olympic event." My tits are bruised.
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
I hope you have your own chainsaw cause I didn’t buy one for you. It was a gross oversight on my part
It's confirmed. I have two dates on Saturday, and they are both named Mike.
I'm unsure if I could pee myself at this point in my life
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