Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
apparently it's okay for him to stick his dick in my mouth but not to let me have a can of diet pepsi for the road.
I don't think he's ever woke up with a paraplegic stripper sitting on his face before.
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
That reminds me...we need to get swords
for the record, graham crackers won't get the taste of cock out of your mouth. also we're out of graham crackers
It's gotten to the point that the dirty talk in my head when I touch myself has your accent
I just listened to "Eye of the Tiger" and did 5 shots to prep going over to see him.
He brought her home and fucked her in a gingerbread man costume in a cardboard rapunzel castle. He had a pretty good night.
Apparently it's bring your ugly annoying ass piece of shit slob of a baby day at work
Should I be concerned you put your last name in my phone as "danger"?
I'm sorry but the visual image of you suffocating on vagina is basically hysterical
Shaving your balls drunk sounds like a good idea untill you do it
I mean, we were all drinking, but I'm pretty sure kidnapping came up.
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