she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
and those juicy C cups turned out to be oddly-shaped A's when her padded bra came off.
I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
we just watched the ball drop on the spanish channel. best mistake of my life.
I need to shower. I still have paint on me from the homeless guys
You threw up on yourself, then proceeded to tell us "to not make a mess in your car"
I know it was you that I fucked last night... I can smell my disappointment all over the sheets
My roommate said I banged on the wall and said, "this dude eats pussy like a champ."
He said he was gonna go pull a lochte and the next thing we know he's outside ass naked peeing in the neighbors kiddie pool.
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
i just thought a plastic bag was my cat. i just pet a plastic bag. that high.
You are cordially invited to the annual finals week stress relief drinking binge at our manor this evening
No I don't. You owe me sex and cinnamon rolls.
You left me with 12 red bulls and a bottle of vodka. What did you expect?
Only you would make Mario Party a contact sport.
And you owe me a new pair of switch controllers.
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